Last night I saw three UFOs flying west as I was driving home from work. I was slightly perturbed at this ludicrous time change; even if I get out before 5 I still can't make it home before sun down. This makes for a very brief play-time for Jake. But anyway, I don't think my irritation was making me see things.
As soon as I was out of the parking lot I saw these three short streaks of light, all moving west, but pointed at a 45 degree angle towards the Earth. I took pictures but they didn't come out great.
They looked like jet-streams, but very short, and they weren't moving in the direction they were pointed. By the time I got to my street they were lined up equidistant, vertically from the horizon up into the sky and were moving quickly away. More of these light-jet-stream things began to show up, though these newbies ran parallel to the ground.
By the time I called my brother to tell him what I was seeing (because he's a TOTAL kook and would be the only person worth talking to about it) there were nine of them. The original three were still in formation but so far away they looked like dots. 6, 7, then 8 others were in hot pursuit. Eventually there were all gone into the sunset.
Pretty cool, huh?
Well, then on the radio this morning I heard Neal Conan explain away some missile that was launched but that no one knows anything about. The military says it knows nothing of course. Okay, also fine.
But... !
My debit card was used to buy $3000 worth of merchandise in Canada last night!
Coincidence? I think ... absolutely.
But I'm going to spend the day fantasizing about the alien war going on over head and how they are financing their battles with my robust checking account.
I hope they come to rule the Earth because they seem to be way better at making their dollars stretch and may be able to help us with this debt problem we have. Except that the aliens like Burberry Coats and iPods according to my bank, and I don't know that I could vote for that kind of spending.
As soon as I was out of the parking lot I saw these three short streaks of light, all moving west, but pointed at a 45 degree angle towards the Earth. I took pictures but they didn't come out great.
They looked like jet-streams, but very short, and they weren't moving in the direction they were pointed. By the time I got to my street they were lined up equidistant, vertically from the horizon up into the sky and were moving quickly away. More of these light-jet-stream things began to show up, though these newbies ran parallel to the ground.
By the time I called my brother to tell him what I was seeing (because he's a TOTAL kook and would be the only person worth talking to about it) there were nine of them. The original three were still in formation but so far away they looked like dots. 6, 7, then 8 others were in hot pursuit. Eventually there were all gone into the sunset.
Pretty cool, huh?
Well, then on the radio this morning I heard Neal Conan explain away some missile that was launched but that no one knows anything about. The military says it knows nothing of course. Okay, also fine.
But... !
My debit card was used to buy $3000 worth of merchandise in Canada last night!
Coincidence? I think ... absolutely.
But I'm going to spend the day fantasizing about the alien war going on over head and how they are financing their battles with my robust checking account.
I hope they come to rule the Earth because they seem to be way better at making their dollars stretch and may be able to help us with this debt problem we have. Except that the aliens like Burberry Coats and iPods according to my bank, and I don't know that I could vote for that kind of spending.
No comments:
Post a Comment